An Old Joke

Goodness gracious man! What happened to your face?

This is a really serious burn case!

Yes Doctor, it hurts so

This is the worst accident I’ve had you know

Well sit down and tell me how you got it

Don’t linger, tell me all about it!

I was sleeping Doctor when the phone rang

And very annoying was the song it sang

I stumbled out very tired

And instead of the phone picked up the iron

Ouch! That would explain your face

But how did you get burnt in that other place?

Well Doctor, I will cut the slack

And simply say the idiot called back

Copyright © 2012 by Kwek Yi Zhen

Originally from: http://poemsforocassions.blogspot.com/2012/08/an-old-joke.html